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    The Phantastical Tale of Aster and His Red Gem | Scott Petty

    It’s been a long work week+ and the book shipments have been piling up. Finally got a break to open all the boxes yesterday and was pleased to see my copy of The Phantastical Tale of Aster and His Red Gem by Scott Petty (an Instagram mutual) amongst the hoard of hardbacks and ripped cardboard.

    “Death: the only certainty. Someone should do something about it”

    And after reading the tagline above, I can’t wait for things to slow down in July so I can crack this dark fantasy debut novel baby open and see what the story holds!

    How often do you seek out and read indie authors?

    • 6 days ago
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    • #the phantastical tale of aster and his red gem
    • #scott petty
    • #indie author
    • #debut novel
    • #dark fantasy
    • #bbd photo
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    • #book cover art
    • #book photography
    • #booklr
    • #bookish
    • #book worm
    • #book art
    • #bbd
    • #tptoaahrg
  • juliedillon:
“ New illustration: “Skyward Bound” ”

    juliedillon:

    New illustration: “Skyward Bound” 

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    im-a-sokka-for-you-ooh:

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    pizzaforpresident:

    why are people even questioning obesity in america

    why is your tea liquidised?

    ….. Where exactly do you live that the tea isn’t liquid?!?

    ENGLAND. WHERE IT IS IN A BAG AND YOU MAKE IT YOURSELF.

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    like what do you do with already liquid tea? Microwave it?

    No it’s sweet tea you drink it cold

    WHO DRINKS COLD TEA???

    HAVE YOU NEVER HAD ICED/SWEET TEA BEFORE?!?

    so i reblogged this from a british person and i’ve been laughing at their tags for 600 years

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    England, you stole tea from China.  You’ve had it a mere 4 centuries compared to their 30+.  Don’t play like you’re some kind of authority.

    [skeletons ooh-ing]

    Shots fired. World War Tea has officially begun.

    #INTO THE HARBOR

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    Englad doesn’t own anything

    except that time we owned most of the world

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    If I stop reblogging this, I’ve gone to the other side.

    I have only seen this legendary post in screenshots, so today is a blessed day.

    HAH

    BOSTON TEA PARTY PART 2

    HOLY HELL I FOUND IT

    And this is why I love Tumblr

    Drinking cold tea is like drinking cold hot chocolate. Sure, you *can* do it, but you *really shouldn’t*

    Behold concerned Brit. Chocolate Milk

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    I only see this on pinterest omg….

    OMFG

    @riverwriter

    BEHOLD THE GREATEST TUMBLR POST

    “world war tea” is the best play on words i’ve heard in weeks

    this post is a wild ride from start to finish

    I haven’t seen this since chocolate milk was added. Is that really just an American thing? You’re missing out guys!

    😂😂😂

    Cold tea

    Cold hot chocolate aka chocolate milk

    Cold coffee

    I mean, do yall even know about cold water or is that an American thing too???

    YOU GUYS DRINK COFFEE COLD AS WELL???

    Does the rest of the world not use ice cubes? Do y'all not have freezers? What is going on?

    Just thought I’d put my 2 cents in this post, it’s iced tea and not sweet tea. Idk what Americans r smoking 💀

    I’m relatively new to Tumblr but it seems like sort of a big deal that I found this post so I’m gonna reblog

    Imagine not liking iced tea- actually im gonna go drink some now

    I don’t even know what to say…

    i drink iced tea every day >:)

    Iced tea is brilliant but hot tea is nice too

    @dazzling-rubabe

    Behold concerned Brit

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    World War Tea Situation

    This post is a relic

    Me seeing this for the 14th time in my 5 years on tumblr and seeing more notes and comments but still reblogging it since it’s literally a World Heritage Post

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    Originally posted by artemisagapetos

    date of origin: November 5th, 2013

    The legend has crossed my dash.

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    • #forever reblog
  • litosgoodtiktoks:

    the delivery, the lil bit of breaking at her own jokes at the end of each one, god it’s so on tone

    Hilariously spot on impression. She even got his breathing patterns down! Lol

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    • #mitch hedberg
    • #impression
    • #comedy
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    Narnia & apple pie ✨

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COULDN’T YOU JUST PAU-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA...

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    COULDN’T YOU JUST PAU-AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    Pause?!?!

    PAUSE!?!?!?!?!?!?

    Pause???? 😂😂😂😂 Oh man, how old is this poor kid?

    PAUSE?????

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    P-pa-pause??

    The only pause you had was if your neck got caught in the 50-foot kitchen phone cord while you were running back and it choked you out 🤣

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    honey to the moon 2023 akeem biggs and eduardo cifuentes

    “Above all things, the Sun Priest must unite what is above to what is below. He must mirror the perfect order of the heavens to contain the disorder of the earth. Only when these are aligned can there be balance, and without balance, surely the world will tip into chaos. —The Manual of the Sun Priest” — Rebecca Roanhorse, Black Sun (Between Earth and Sky, #1)

    Time to reread the first two before book 3 is released in August.

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  • My enthusiasm for hardcovers & book hoarding are always at war

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    We never see the whole rainbow from the ground.

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    • #full circle rainbow
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